OMG! You will not believe what I just read! There's a huge wank going on on one of the mixi (Japanese blogging) communities I belong to. It starts off with one person claiming to be Jin, and posts a thread reading, "もう俺…KAT-TUN辞めるわ" which means, "I'm...quitting KAT-TUN". So naturally all the fangirls were disturbed and begging him not to quit. Then there were others who were telling the person to stop posting and leave this peaceful Jin loving community. But of course the troll didn't. Then the hilarious part is that another imposter jumps in claiming that he's/she's the true Jin, and they sorta go back and forth trying to show the other that they are the real deal. Of course I'm not buying any of it, but some fans were. Poor things...
Anywho, there were some lines that were too hilarious for me to pass up. Let me post them here for your enjoyment.^^
Fan1: うぇーん
仁君やめないで
(*crying* Jin-kun, don't quit)
Jin wannabe: ごめん…KAT-TUN辞めるだってばよ
(sorry...I'm gonna quit KAT-TUN)
**note, he's using "dattebayo" at the end of the sentence. Not sure if Jin would use that phrase...thus it's fishy)
F1: なんでよー
うぇーん
彼女でも出来たの
(why? *cries* Did you get a girlfriend!?)
**Yeah, Kame...finally!!XDDD *cough* Ahem, sorry...:P
And out of nowhere...
Fan2: 亀ちゃんがいるなら私はかまいません
ｷﾗﾚﾎﾞ(As long as there's Kame-chan, I don't care/mind)
**At first, I totally read that as, 'as long as it's with Kame, I don't mind'. LOL! Sorry...a yaoi moment...XDD
Then the imposter says to Fan3,
JW: 嘘じゃないよ…KAT-TUN辞めるわ
(I'm not joking...I'm quitting KAT-TUN)
Then turns to Fan2 and says,
JW1: 亀梨ごめんな…KAT-TUN辞めるわ
(Kamenashi, I'm sorry...I'm quitting KAT-TUN)
**I was like, 'omg! this person hinting an Akame moment!' LOL! XD
That was classic. Then, someone pointed out something crucial. The kanji (chinese character) for his name was wrong!!XDD
Person1: おぃ
｢赤ﾞ西"｣の漢字間違ってるよ
やっぱりJinくん英語の勉強し過ぎたねぇ
(Hey~ "Akanishi's 'Nishi'" kanji is wrong. It looks like you (Jin-kun) studied too much English, haven't you?)
**This should have been clue number one that JW1 is an imposter... I mean, come on now...Jin writing his name wrong? Even as a Bakanishi, I'm sure he knows better...
Then on the 3rd page or so, about midway, another person claiming to be Jin jumps on and stirs things up more. ^^
JinWannabe2:おい偽者消えろよ俺が本物だ
(Hey imposter, disappear. I'm the real thing)
JW1:いやいや俺が本人ですよ…KAT-TUN辞めるわ
(Oh no, I'm the real thing...I'm quitting KAT-TUN)
Fan3:本物の仁だって言う
証拠ゎあるの
(Is there any proof that you're the real Jin!?)
JW1:ありますよ…KAT-TUN辞めるわ
(I do...I'm quitting KAT-TUN)
JW2: おい偽者消えろよ俺が本物だ
(Hey imposter, disappear. I'm the real thing)
Person2: 本人が自分が本人とかアピールしないよ
ここの全部偽物
自分のマイミクに仁君いますよ、もちろん名前は違うから。
(The real Jin won't try to appear as the real thing. Everything here is fake. Jin is on my mixi, but of course under a different name)
JW2: 嘘つき
(Liar)
JW1: 釣り上手ですね…KAT-TUN辞めるわ
(That's a good hook...I'm quitting KAT-TUN)
JW2: わざわざ本人が書き込みしてあげたのに
(And here I, the real one, commented for you)
Then, JW2 turns on JW1...
JW2: 俺は辞めないから早くやめろよ
(I won't quit, so why don't you)
JW1: ごめんなさい…
(Sorry...)
JW2: でもソロは視野にいれてるよ
内緒ね
(But I'm aiming for a solo. It's a secret, ok?)
JW1: おれだってソロでハリウッド狙ってるし
(Me too. I'm aiming to go solo in Hollywood)
F3: だったらホントに
本物なら本物だって
証明して下さい
(If it is true that you're the real one, then prove it!)
Then Person3 points out an important fact...
Person3:ジャニーズのタレントさん達は、著作権がとても厳しいですから…ブロ
(The Johnny's talents are strict with copyrights, so...even blogs are restricted to the Johnny's Web, and being on mixi like SNS (social network service) is prohibitted.
JW1:あはは、そうですか
(Hahaha, is that so?)
**If this was really Jin, then he would have known, and wouldn't have left that comment...thus, totally busted on his/her part. Personally, I think it's a guy trying to stir things up cuz he's anti-Jin or something...
Then JW2 jumps in...
JW2: 隠れてmixiぐらいできるし
(But I can hide and do mixi)
**hinting that it's a possibility, but not really convincing
Then today...
JW1: 今日はいい誕生日になりそうだなあー
(I have a feeling today's birthday will be a good one)
Then directs this message to F3 as proof.
JW1:証拠。
［写真］
(Proof [photo])
**No, you're not seeing wrong. There was no pic to begin with. I tried opening it, but nothing. Thus, JW1 just dug a deeper hole.:D
**********
Seriously, people with too much time on their hands. Though I never believe anything that goes on in community threads like this, I just had to post. It's too hilarious how there was not only one, but two impersonating to be Jin. And honestly, anybody who really knows Jin well enough will know that these are just two imposters trolling communities for kicks. Oh, that's what I forgot to add in...someone pointed out that JW1 was the same person who trolled in another KAT-TUN comm even though the name is different. Figures. Once a troll, always a troll. Anyways, hope you laughed as hard as I did with these idiots.^^ And enjoy Jin's special day~
Peace out
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