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The Marry, Fuck, Kill Game - Round 2

  • Mar. 7th, 2007 at 9:45 AM
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Hopefully this is the last....need to be doing other stuff....like Nya XP

Group 7:
 
I’ve been fuck buddies with Jin for a long time. Then one day I am told by my parents that I have an arranged marriage to this other samurai family, the Nishikido clan, whose lineage goes farther than ours. Disgusted at the thought of marrying a total stranger I continue my relationship with Jin. Jealous and upset that his fiancée would commit this adulterous act, Ryo hires a hit man from an underling yakuza clan to assassin Jin. So one day they go to Jin’s room and stabs him to death in his sleep, only to find out it was his roommate Kazuya. I mean, who can tell the difference when they look so alike from far away, right?
 
Group 8:
 
I meet this really smart guy, Kei-chan, in the library at school. He’s studying to become a scientist. We click instantly and he proposes after only 8 months into the relationship. I accept. Then one night when I was out with the girls, I had one too many to drink and end up going home with a total stranger by the last name Kusano. I wake up the next morning and can’t remember a thing, but do realize what happened the night before at once. The next day I try to confess to Kei-chan of the terrible news. As I make my way to his classroom, I notice the boy who was talking to him. He sees me and motions me over and introduces me to his best friend Kusano. Panicking I act like I never met him, but Kusa’s face gave us away. Kei-chan being as smart as he is, senses something was up. So he does his research and finds out the truth from many that were there that night. As revenge, he then goes into his lab, mixes up a potion, slips it into Kusa’s drink, and waits for him to take a sip of this deadly poison. Just about when Kusa reaches for his cup tainted with this poison, Shige walks in from outside, takes the cup from Kusa, and tanks the whole thing down. He then starts to twitch, drop to the ground, and foam at the mouth. Shige dies instantly.
 
Group 9:
 
I’ve been taking dance lessons from this Thai dude Mike. He’s so adorable and kind that I instantly grow feelings for him. Then one day this friend of his, Tomohisa shows up to show us some new dancing moves. Everybody is awed by his skill, but I sense immediate danger. I try to distance myself from this Tomo dude, only to find myself teamed up with him since we had odd numbers. One day I stay back to practice my dance moves alone and in walks Tomo. I greet him and tell him that I would be leaving at once. As I try to leave the dance room, he grabs my wrist, swings me around, and basically attacks me. After what felt like forever, I lay there half clothed in my ripped clothes clueless of how to handle this situation. Then Mike walks in to close up and finds me crying on the floor. He immediately comes up to me and tries to comfort me by putting his jacket around my shoulders. He asks me who did such a terrible thing, and I tell him everything. He apologizes for his friend’s misbehavior, and on the way home he tells me he will take care of me for the rest of my life if I would marry him. I nod bashfully. The next day or so, Tomo hears the rumors going around about the two of us, and what he had done to me. As an act to cover up, he decides to erase both of us. He hides out in the dark dance room, and patiently waits with a knife to use on Mike and I as soon as we enter the room. Just then a figure that resembled Mike enters the room. Heart beating at a very fast pace, Tomo jumps out from behind the chairs and desks and stabs the figure to death. After waiting till there was no movement of the victim, Tomo turns on the light. There he doesn’t find Mike, but rather Golf. He had mistaken the brothers since they look so much like twins.

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The Marry, Fuck, Kill Game

  • Mar. 5th, 2007 at 11:15 AM
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Ok, Hime...you have corrupted me...Here's some of mine.^^ I find some of them hilariously funny.

Group One:
 
I’m about to get married to my high school sweetheart Jin. But before we agree on a date, the bastard decides to move to L.A. to learn English. Left alone with sorrow, I grow very close to Ryo, one that had a crush on me since childhood. Trying to overcome my sorrow, I end up sharing the bed with Ryo. Since that night Ryo and I became really close and the rumor of us had spread all over. Then one day my stalker MatsuJun confronts me. I try to explain my situation, but he wouldn’t listen. So I had no choice but to invite him to my place and have lunch with the 3 of us. Not knowing he was allergic to seafood, I offer him a dish. Jumping with joy, he woofs it down in a heart beat, chokes on it, and dies.
 
Group Two:
 
I’m about to be married to my betrothed, Kazuya. Having only seen him by pictures, I set out to the night to enjoy my youth one last time. At a bar I meet this very charming man named Tomohisa. We drink till closing, and he takes me to his place not so far away. He was gentle and sweet in bed. I wake up with a slamming headache and find Tomo still laying beside me. Afraid of what Kazuya would think of me now if he found out I was no longer a virgin, I scramble to get dress and knock over someone on my way out of the door. It was Tomo’s neighbor Yuuichi. Not realizing my own strength, I had knocked Yuuichi tumbling down the stairs and he hit his head at the base. We rush him to the hospital but he dies on the way in the ambulance.
 
Group Three:
 
At my bachelorette party I finally get to meet Gackt’s, my husband-to-be, bestman Hyde. While Gackt was signing autographs in a dense crowd of fans a few steps away, Hyde grabs my hand, kneels, and kisses it. Blushing a bit, I gaze into his mystical eyes. That was my mistake. Hyde hypnotizes me and carries me away to his dungeon. There he has his way with my body, but not my heart. Awaking from the spell, I quickly run to Gackt and tell him how horrible of a friend he had. Gackt lost for words, looks at his buddy with disappointment. Then Shingo pops out of nowhere and begs Hyde to take him as an apprentice. He shows Hyde his natural fangs and insists that he must be one of his kind. Hyde amused by this little boy, walks up to him, touches his face softly, then tears at his neck like a wild beast. Shingo starts to scream, but then moans with pleasure. Soon Shingo falls to silence as he breathes his last breaths.
 
Group Four:
 
The night before my wedding to Atsuhiro who’s now a model, he introduces me to one of his all time idols, Kohshi from “B’z”.  There was an immediate spark between us, yet Atsuhiro never saw it. After the photo shoot, Atsuhiro says farewell and leaves for his apartment. Left behind with the rest of the staff, Kohshi offers to take me home. I take his offer, but am bugged by his partner’s glare. Tak tries to convince his other half that taking me home wasn’t such a good idea. Kohshi tells him to never mind. So we get into a taxi and head to my apartment, only to find us entering Kohshi’s layer. I spend a wonderful night with Kohshi and wake up in a bed of roses with him singing and strumming a guitar to a song no one had ever heard before. It must have been made up right then and there. Feeling guilty of the adultery I had committed, I at once call off the wedding to Atsuhiro. But there still was a problem, that irritating Tak. At practice that day I was allowed to observe my new love. Since their concert was coming up, they were short handed. So I offer to help. But me being clueless and notorious of blowing up things, I plug in Tak’s electric guitar the wrong way to the wrong circut. As soon as Tak gets into place, plugs his guitar in and strums, he’s electrocuted and dies instantly.
 
Group Five:
 
Taken in by the Eigekai as a payment for my clan, I am forced to marry Nagase. Though I thought he was rather hot, I am still scared of him and his crazy and wild ways. I seek for freedom, yet am doomed to find none. Then one day Koki sweet talks me and I fall in love with him. He was my last hope and light to freedom. I share a wonderful time with him in his bed, but am terrified as to what Nagase would do to both of us once found together. I tell Koki we need to run and hide far away. As we are packing to leave in the night, Maruyama walks in on us and catches us in the act. I freeze and can just imagine what this follower of Nagase would do. Koki then reaches for his gun, points, and pulls the trigger. The bullet strikes Maruyama straight through his forehead which kills him instantly.

Group Six:

I have been going out with Uchi for about two years now. He proposes to me and I accept. Since both of us are virgins, he gets a suite at this very expensive hotel so we can express our love before we tie the knot. He hands me the directions and the room number on a piece of paper, and tells me to meet him at 8 that night. Just before 8, Uchi nervously sits on the edge of the bed with his hands clamped in each other waiting in the room he had reserved, 1213. The sheets were freshly made and the lights are lit brightly. I come down the hall way and am looking for the room 1212. I finally find it and enter the unlocked door. There in the darkness I could barely make out a figure sitting in the middle of the bed. I see what seemed to be Uchi to me who was already naked awaiting my company. So I approach the bed and he invites me with a very low and sexy voice. Mesmerized by his invitation, I enter and share his bed without any doubt. The night was magical. But when I wake the next morning, to my surprise I find Ohkura laying beside me. I panic. As I get dressed and usher Ohkura to do the same, Uchi comes storming in to the room. At the site of the half naked Ohkura, and me hiding behind him, Uchi grabs a fruit knife on the table near by and charges Ohkura with it. Just then Shota kicks open the door and tries to stop the beserked Uchi in order to protect Ohkura. But he fails. Instead he is stabbed in the chest and dies in a puddle of blood. 

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